Sunday, October 4, 2009

Men Are Like Panties

They're for pussys.
Other girls always have cuter ones.
The good ones are rarely cheap.
Sometimes it can take a while to find one you like.
And if you do find one you really like, that's the one that always gets lost in the wash.
When they're really good, they're eatable.
Sometimes, they grab you in all the wrong spots, (those are probably the cheap ones).
If they're too small, it might be time for a new pair....
You have to change them often.
But sometimes, that's all I want to be wearing.
And hell- they like to be on, but rarely last for very long.


Wow. Sorry mom for the inappropriateness, but you know some of it's funny ;)

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3 comments:

Unknown said...

Women are like pancakes: all exciting at first, but by the end you're fucking sick of them!

Anonymous said...

it is not man Vs woman, it is all about equal rights :)

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Adam Van Wildest said...

your mom's like panties!