Saturday, August 30, 2008

Who Is Russell Brand, and how did he score the VMA's?

Who is he and why is HE hosting the VMA’s? Well, Adam Sandler if you want the short answer. The long answer goes as follows. He is a 33 year old British comedian. You may be one of the 5 people that saw “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” in which case you would recognize him as the drug addicted rock n’ roll musician. If not, then like me, you would have no idea who this emo pant wearing bouffant hair styled tool is. But his story to the VMA is… somewhat interesting.
In his teens he attended several prestigious theatre schools, which he got kicked out of. In his twenty’s he became a popular host for British MTV. Until he got fired on September 12, 2001 when he showed up to work dressed as Osama Bin Laden. Cute.
After that he was treated for his drug addiction at Focus Counseling Services in England and at the Key Stone Center in PA for sex addiction. He then wrote an autobiography titled “My Booky Wook” which he openly discusses his hard* drug addiction ( *katelin’s idea of ‘hard’ is heroin and crack) and sex addiction. I know you’re all going to leave this blog to run off and buy the book, but it’s yet to be published stateside. So read on.
In 2006 Brand reconciled with MTV and came back to host a talk show called “1 Leicester Square.” Enter Adam Sandler. He was a guest on the show and the two apparently hit it off. Sandler started to introduce Brand to the movers and shakers of Hollywood. Including the producer of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.”
So apparently, MTV wanted Brand to host the VMAs because of his checkered past, “That’s the attraction: he brings danger and unpredictability” quotes the president of MTV Networks. Perhaps it’s his Cinderella story appeal. Celebrity with addiction goes off gets cleaned up and makes miraculous return to fame. Cute.
After the VMA’s keep and eye out for his appropriate role in a family oriented Disney flick “Bedtime Stories” opposite Sandler, coming out on Christmas.

-Info courtesy of The New York Times

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Joke Of The Day

I heard, if a nuclear bomb was to hit there would only be two things living left on earth. Cockroaches and Madonna.


Tired of the same old bowl of cereal for breakfast? Well, after many alterations, I came up with this great homemade version of Banana's and Cream:
1/2 cup of rolled oats
1 cup of milk
1/2 banana cut into small pieces
2 spoonfuls of brown sugar
In a large microwavable bowl (b/c if you don't the oatmeal will spill over in the microwave making a hot mess) Mix oatmeal and milk. Microwave for 1 1/2 minutes, take out add banana bits and mush slightly with a fork. Return to microwave for addition minute.
Add brown sugar and serve

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

What do you think of Kenneth Cole's Ads?

A transvestite and a ton of tattoos. Not conventional, but do you like it?

My New Car

Finaly, my new car the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport is out! And, don't worry, it only goes 250 mph (well, 225 with the top down, and that's how we ride) so I won't be getting into any trouble. And at the low cost of just over 2 mill, how can I resist. For the rest of you put your deposites down, only 150 will be made!

Sound good to you? Would you trade a sibling in for that sweet ride? Laugh your ass off and read what other's had to say when I asked them:;_ylt=A0WTc64CV7VIfS8Begrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080822080342AAcpFwQ

Dr. Dre's Son, HOOD SURGEON, Found Dead

Curtis Young Jr. who was named after his father, was found dead in his bed Saturday by his mother at their home in suburban Woodland Hills. There were no signs of trama. In May 2007 Young released his first album, titled, ironically, "Hood Surgeon: the Autopsy of Curtis Young Young Jr." The cause of death won't likely be determined for eight weeks while toxicology tests are done.

Watch the late Young perform his reggae /west coast hip hop beat 'Paradise':


Saturday, August 23, 2008

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