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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Funniest YouTube Video Ever Made About DC

If you live in DC, or any suburbia, you know this is funny. "Or the Starbucks, or the Starbucks, or the Starbucks..."Special thank you to Ali for this gem!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Some Funny Ass Blogs

Ok, so I'm not specialist on humor, but I know some funny shit when I see it. And these three are my some of my favorite blogs, and by far, the funniest:

The Anti DC Watch this, and 'nough said.

And with quotes like, "F*CK YOU, DELTA. I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL. And to U.S. Airways? You better not disappoint me tomorrow. Because I will cut you." :) still laughing on that one.. Or titles we can all relate to, such as "good times yelling at assholes in the street. again" This is def. a must follow blog. PLUS she's in DC, y'all!

Stuff White People Like I mean, the title alone pigeon holes me, and with spot on observations such as, Stuff White People Like #124. you know you have to love it.
The "Blog" Of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks I'm pretty sure the title is funny enough, but with pictures of everyday unnecessary quotes, and comments by the author, comedy ensues.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

From the website:

From my experience:

Speaking of my brother and funny (which are pretty much synonyms). He told me about this website: Hot Chicks With Douchebags, sooo funny. The top picture is my favorite from the website, and the bottom is me and some guy at the Booshie Ball. (Photo taken by Jesse Justice Photography) I'm not sure which of us is the douchebag, but he's at least got a SPARKS :)

Funnies E-Mail. Ever.

I got this e-mail, and it was so obnoxious I had to forward it to my brother. His response is after the e-mail.

--- On Thu, 6/4/09, FASHION SHOW wrote:

From: FASHION SHOW
Subject: NY Style MD Fashion Show
To: "t.k."
Date: Thursday, June 4, 2009, 9:11 AM

Hi Katelin:

Thanks For Your Interest In Our

June 2009 NY Style Runway Fashion Show!

Maryland Has The Most Beautiful Models,

We Need 5, You Plus 4 More.

Practice Will Take Place Next Weekend

In Baltimore . Bring Heels And 2 Photos

If You Have Other Adorable Model Friends,

Make Sure That They Email Dwayne ASAP.

Thanks Again, Address & Details Will Be Sent Thursday

-FASHION DIRECTOR

From My Brother-

RE: The most obnoxious e-mail ever.

I almost threw up and had a seizure!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Joke Of The Day

Thanks to my dear mother for forwarding me these wonderful pictures of other people's family photos. Truly classic:

Thanks mom, love you!

my mom, photo by me :)

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Who Doesn't Like A Good Drunk Text?

Thanks to my brother, I found my new favorite website: www.textsfromlastnight.com. People forward texts they got, with the zip code it's from and the outcome is serious funniness. Serious funniness. Some of my recent favs are:

(215): i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
(954): i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
(510): he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

Obviously you need to check it out :)

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Special Mother's Day Greeting

This special card I made for my best friend (since I was 14), Ali. She lives here in DC, but instead of giving it to her, I thought it would be more poignant if I mailed it to her. But I thought it was too funny not to share with you all. You didn't know I use to work for Hallmark did you ;) Well, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL!!