Me and Grandpa Dancing @ Christmas

Thanksgiving In Vegas

I even got my first person in The Game Of Life

My first Thanksgiving without family, but we did it up big and took our house full of people to another huge seven bedroom house full of people. A proper Vegas vagabond Thanksgiving. But we did it up classy in true Vegas fashion and ate our meal on a poker table. Yes we did. After, we played all kinds of games, but not quite the usual family pictionary or trailer park board games, no, adult drunken fun games. And there's video below to prove it.

It's Always A Party With Adam

You know it's a Van Wildest Party when it's nothing but hot chicks.

Serious flip cupping,
Followed by flip cup losers
obviously Katy Perry

Me and the only picture of Van Wildest in full costume. I Win.

Rediculousness.

Um...

Umm...

His profile picture in my phone

6'5 keg stand, thank you Adam

bank robber vs Chuck Norris, who will win

Mr. Bossy pants bossing.

I fucking told you not to say "mine."

Barefoot. Looks dangerous.

Young Weezy make it rain on 'em

Yeah.

Me with a celebrity

A set of stairs at Van Wildest's house aka stairs from hell if you've been drinking and are in 5 inch heels. Hell.

A rarity. Roomate Lois got caught saying "mine" a once in a million chance (she's a pro at the game) and in a sex shop of all places. I was there to catch it. Boom.

My brother and I are in an elite club (that we made up:) called Team Instant Party (TIP). Where ever we are, there is a party. And if anyone exemplifies this as much as we do, it's Mr. Van Wilder himself. If you haven't checked out his website, you're retarded. I've learned in the month I've been in Vegas, that where he is, it's a party. So, Duh, I try to tag along. Well, here is a recap of the lastest aadventure, the Seville House Halloween party, and if you're wondering about all the jumping jacks, you need to know the game of life Stay posted ;)

Special Mother's Day Greeting

This special card I made for my best friend (since I was 14), Ali. She lives here in DC, but instead of giving it to her, I thought it would be more poignant if I mailed it to her. But I thought it was too funny not to share with you all. You didn't know I use to work for Hallmark did you ;) Well, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL!!

And You Wonder Why He Saw His Shadow.....

Happy Fucking New Year.

Well, that's one way of spelling it out...

On behalf of this special occasion, I thought I would post my new year's resolutions:

1. Volunteer 2 times a month

2. Get 6 pack abs

3. Stay a vegetarian

4. Go to New York

5. Become a supermodel

But, you know, in no particular order. :)

Halloween Costume

We were probably the most bad ass zombie couple in DC. So many people were staring at us on the metro, they loved it. It was priceless. We ended up at the M St shitshow, it was the best Halloween I've ever had! The highlight was either the DJ at the bar we went to, DeeJay JBZ (bizwerxmuzik@yahoo.com), or when I bit one of those blood capsules on the metro at 2 in the morning and scared the crap out of a bunch of drunk people. :) Good times.

Halloween Time!!

Some of my favorite things at Halloween time: Candy corn, carving pumpkins, eating the seeds, and baking!

Get Your Hebrew On

Happy Rosh Hashanah all my Jewish friends! As you may or may not know, Rosh Hashanah is Hebrew for “beginning of the year.” It's the Jewish New Year, celebrated on the first and second days of the Jewish month of Tishri (falling in September or October). It begins the observance of the Ten Penitential Days, a period ending with Yom Kippur that is the most solemn of the Jewish calendar. In the Bible, Rosh Hashanah is mentioned as a day of remembrance and of the sounding of the ram's horn. I wonder if there is a correlation with the stock market dropping, and the $700 million bill not passing...

-Encarta

It's My Mother F-ing B-day!!!!!!!