Quotes From The Dirty Dirty (South)

"I don't know if you know this, but I'm a pretty big deal down here."
-line dropped on me in a bar in Mobile, AL

"My dad married my mother in law, now I'm married to my step brother"
-info dropped on me @ a craft fair in Mobile

"So I walked in on my 15 year old son taking a shower with his girlfriend... Now she has his baby and they live in our trailor beside our shop."
-TMI from a beautician while my mom got her hair cut in Dauphin Island, AL

"Yeah, I love Sparks!! I drank 3 1/2 one time, cleaned the whole house and got drunk. Good choice!!!"
-Pat on the back from the teller when I bought 4 cases of Sparks in Dauphin Island

Cute 15 year old boy: "Need some help" Me: "Yeah. But what I need help with, you're not old enough for."
-My attempt at staying out of jail in Mobile

My New Favorite YouTube Video "Korean History Channel"

Special thanks to my brother for sending this to me. I think I've watched it 300 times already.

My New Favorite Blog

Some of you may know I have a list to the right of my favorite blogs. It's a tough cut to make but I've just added one more blog, rounding it out to a nice four of the funniest and/or best of the best. The newest member of my VIP list is Matthew Gibson who is almost like a funnier, cleaner version of me. And obviously takes a better picture. So be sure to follow this fellow blogger at www.mathewgibson.com

Wow.

Powerisms

“What did I tell you, put something nice on. You look like a busted Daytona stripper.”

“You named your daughter after fucking Titanic? Haha, what’s this one’s name…Shrek?…guess not”

“I’m not going to stop yelling because that would mean, I lost the fight!”

Interviewer: “So Kenny, how do you like playing in New York?” Kenny: “You mean Jew York…its fucking great.”


AND MY FAVORITE:

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, i'm about to fuck you up with some truth."